زندگی در پیش رو

"فکر می‏کنم این گناه‏کارانند که راحت می‏خوابند، چون چیزی حالیشان نیست و برعکس، بی‏گناهان نمی‏توانند حتی یک لحظه چشم روی هم بگذارند، چون نگران همه چیز هستند."

رومن گاری

Manhattan - Woody Allen

- I don't blame you for being furious with me.

- I'm too stunned to be furious.

- well, then I wish you would, I wish you'd get angry so that we could have it out.

- I don't get angry, OK? I mean I have a tendency to internalize. I can't express anger. That's one of the problems I have. I grow a tumor instead.

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- Tracy you are throwing away an enormous amount of real affection on the wrong person.
- It's not wrong for me.

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- Why is life worth living? It's a very good question. Um... Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh... Like what... okay... um... For me, uh... ooh... I would say... what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing... uh... um... and Wilie Mays... and um... the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony... and um... Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues... um... Swedish movies, naturally... Sentimental Education by Flaubert... uh... Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra... um... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne... uh... the crabs at Sam Wo's... uh... Tracy's face...

 

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Seinfeld S05 E18

I really feel as human beings, we need more training in our basic social skills. Conversational Distance, don't you hate these people that talk to you they talk into your mouth like you're a clown at a drive-through and Hand shakes is the worst, there's absolutely no guidelines for hand shakes you know these people? Too long, too weak, sometimes they give you the three-quarter handshake just the fingers, early release, late release, sometimes people will dispute your release, you let go there're hangin' on. I have actually said to people 'Hey the handshake is over!.' Too many pumps, coming in too high, too sweaty, coming from too far away. Sometimes a guy will give you a strong grip, late release, and pull you in for the too close conversation. To him I say 'That's three strikes you're out.'

I feel something so wrong, doing the right thing

تختمون پر شد قبلمون نه

اوبامای من باش

منم جمع می کنم می رم فرودگاه،‌ شاید تو زنگ زدی

And maybe there will be a time that they say "thousands of years ago when human finally became aware of the absurdity of divine morality it took them hundreds of years to fight against absurdities in the forms of sexism, racism, homophobia and terrorism. Thereafter, in their first efforts, our ancestors tried to find the meaning of life and death in economy and then by looking into the human genome and brain..."

آقا زیگموند بیا!

یه زنی هست تو خوابای من همیشه حوالی آریاشهر با یه سمند نقره ای داره دور می زنه و به نظر داره پسر بلند می کنه! هر سریم گذر خواب من از آریاشهر می گذره یه ترمزی می زنه جلو پام و همین جوری که داره آب میوه ای نوشابه ای چیزی رو با نی می خوره یه چشم و ابرویی میاد و با ظرافت اشاره می کنه که... بیا! که البته از اونجا که پارانویا خواب و بیدار نمی شناسه، من تا حالا سوار نشدم و توی قصد و غرضش مشکوکم. دیشب تو خواب زنه که بی خیال شد رفت داشتم فکر می کردم که کاش دفعه دیگه که دیدمش فروید بیاد این گوشه سمت چپ تصویر مثل این خانوم لالا یه توجیه سمبلیک آلتی برای ماوقع بیاره و ما رو از این سردگمی در بیاره که آخر مشکل اینه که دهنم تو مرحله آلتی گیر کرده یا آلتم از مرحله مقعدی در نیومده یا اینکه نه اصلا یه حالت آلت-تو-مقعدی شده و کاریش نمی شه کرد خلاص! و البته تمام این فکر و خیال توی خواب کاملن میک سنس می کرد و هیچ اختلالی توی خواب بودنم ایجاد نکرد ولی تر زد به بیداری با استرس و ان زایتی همین طوری.

Seinfeld

It's very important to human being to feel they are popular and well liked among the large group of people that we don't care for!

Flaubert

People love to live deeply, to engage in higher ideas but their idea of higher ideas is cliché. When people try to go beyond the common place that's where you should be suspicious because they  usually go beyond the common place in the most conventional way which is cliché and cliché is a sign of stupidity.

Shyness leaves you bitter and self-conscious

Misery is comfortable. Happiness takes effort.